They’re beautiful! But I think we can all agree up with liberalism and down with rules and the establishment!” said Mona. He choked and coughed up the car. “Milhouse? ... No one is there. Bart was at an airport dressed up smart with his spikes combed down. I can't take any more of these shows. Bart: I hope I do. His act is getting old fast. [IN UNISON] Hi, Bart and Lisa. I feel a swoon coming on...” Marge swooned. Ah, the buddy system, foolproof. I was number three...” said Homer. A year ago, you said they were the greatest thing that ever happened to us. [WHISTLES] Boy, that's jim-dandy roof candy. [LISA SHUDDERING] You cold? Homer flashed some money. It was like this: [BART LAUGHS] [GROWLS] [GRUNTING] [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] [BOTH GRUNTING] [BUS HORN HONKS] Huh? We're looking. So like us. A mother knows. "Quebec, New Brunswick, Ontario, Nova Scotia." What happened to my class coward?” Mrs krabappel asked. We embraced it,” he explained. And I thought Shelbyville hated us...” said Bart. “Shut up! Marge: Springfield. - Bart rented a car with a phony driver's license and drove Milhouse, Nelson and Martin to a wig outlet in Knoxville and the car got crushed, and they're out of money and they can't get home and Bart's working as a courier and just came back from Hong Kong. I can get you a flight to capital city to see him if you want.” said Marge bringing Ralph in. The Yeeeeees Guy was smelling a flower. “Sorry honey these are my eating flowers! I’m passing out with drunkness... Oooooh!” They fainted on top of each other... “Well at least they’re not fighting...” said Lisa. Oh, forget it. Patty: It’s almost nine o’clock. He sees what you are seeing but there is nothing he can do to stop it. Poked out his eye with a windshield wiper!”. You are the emperor of last year. Four seven seven. These test results will follow you for the rest of your life and beyond the grave. I don’t normally dress up for him.”. Speaking of which it’s gonna be a tough day handing out flyers...” said Kirk. Where'd you get...? Thanks, Bart. I’ll dance for my money! “Those were my eating flowers!” Homer cried. “No Walter’s been cool...” said Milhouse. Mrs. McConnell: Young lady, in the third grade, we don't care for tattletales. You're back to the fourth grade. Homer and his friends were at Moe’s drinking. This area of Springfield forest is known for small caves and grottoes. Milhouse answered it to some gangsta boys. Quit it. Eeeeeeew! We were going there anyway to pick up the new Spy magazine. “Yeah... Hey you know number two and four are an item now.” said the Hobo. “There’s one of them now!”. "Bart messed up his tacos and doesn't want to eat them anymore! If you're an introvert, you spend so much of your time wishing that other people would just shut the hell up that you figure you're doing everyone a favor. “Look we can go inside!” said Lisa. And bless your humble home. What's punch buggy? Whenever you’re mad at me, it feels like my heart is getting ripped out of my chest. You should've seen the look on your face. Mrs. McConnell: And we don't care for moaners either. Homer screamed madly about coke and Pepsi and someone threw money at him and drove away in fright. Uh, no, millionaire. Ralph dropped his popsicle in Bart’s toy box again. It works!” said Dolph as the bullies laughed. 3. No problem. What the heck man! This is a Native American burial chamber!” said Lisa. I'm sorry I got us lost out here. “They took all my money! !” Marge asked. “Some day Nelson...” he cried staring at his reflection as a rich Nelson. Bart, is that you? I ‘borrowed’ my uncles pellet gun. Lead 100 Things Ridiculously Unprofessional People Can't Stop Saying Others judge you by what you say -- even when you don't realize it. What? And if you discover from reading this that they, in fact, don't want you to be your friend, stop trying to rekindle the friendship and find someone who will appreciate you, and will not suddenly leave without providing you a reason because chances are your friendship will not be restored. Bart was in his room moping over Milhouse. The chair recognizes the esteemed representative from Capital City. Aah! “There are six kinds of drunk hobo. Class, meet our newest third graders, Lisa and Bart Simpson. Fights between siblings are inevitable, even if they can be frustrating. You are such an immature... Punch buggy white, unh. Our barrels are a glowing!” Homer sung. Lisa's a very special little girl. “Wassssssuuuuppp!” Milhouse did the Budweiser wassup. [VENT OPENS] Canada's governors general: Clowns love haircuts, so should Lee Marvin's valet. Okay, you go. Scratchy went to a sushi restaurant where there was an all you can eat special. “But that’s how I roll! A devil dog!” yelled the lady hobo. “Awww... so you lost your best friend...” Lisa comforted him. What's a fortnight? Homer swallowed all the beer and got drunk very quickly. He had bleached his hair white and spiked it into Bart spikes and was wearing a jogging costume. Oh, well, now he's broke. Honk! Based on the conversation a celebrity broke down outside her house. It says, "Reggae Hairstyle Rock 'n' Roll." “Shut up...” Bart groaned chasing her around the car trying to soak her. He had Bart’s Krusty doll stuck to his head. [ALL LAUGHING] [SHOUTS] Okay, Bart... since you like attention so much, I have a second announcement. “I don’t need your charity! Lisa got a phone call from Janey. “Well that does seem rather fun- No! Okay. “Yeah you heard your mother...” said Homer drinking a Twinkie... “They’re clearly up to something...” said Lisa. “Don’t tell us how to feel!” Milhouse yelled being strangely rebellious. It's on the test. You haven't. Damn your sparkling wordplay. “Yeah. “Shut up! It's called, Lisa is Stupid. So, you run into a co-worker at the mall and think it's better to pass by in silence than do an awkward stop-and-chat that you… I gotta be in the same class as him? [NELSON LAUGHS] You weren't on this field trip. Remember when your bike was mangled by "gypsies"? Lisa: Oh, way to go, Bart. Thanks. [GROANS] And we saw a dramatic collapse in the lion-gazelle alliance. “Yeah probably being controlled by the mole people again!” said Bart obsessed with saying Mole people. She gave him money. Outside was a giant Moe billboard saying “you don’t have to look at me. I'm so sorry. Away from you Kirk...” said Luanne. “Why is there a hostess Twinkie in here...“. [SIGHS] [NELSON CHUCKLES] Young man, you're not in this class. Among Bart’s messages, from June, is this advice to another bullying victim: “I have been bullied till [the] point of suicide, you need to just get over it and find one thing to help you survive.” For Bart, that one thing is his “Chinese friend”—an apparent reference to an Asian girl Bart comes to … Wait! He just sat there in silence. Stop. Some of those could be venomous!” said Lisa. "To fraternal love." You stop caring. Man: Order, order, order. But there are ways to regain your strength and stop a selfish person from hurting you. I laid an egg in my pants!” said Ralph. Bart: I … “You’ve got spiders in your hair!” Lisa smirked. EPA chauffeur 2: Stop that. I’ll help out Lisa.” said Bart. “Milhouse get in the car.” Milhouse got in the car. I have one more important announcement to share with you. If I wanted reality, I'd finally have this lump looked at. It’ll be our little secret!”. They went around and found a hidden cave entrance. “You want to look nice for Milhouse don’t you?” Marge replied. And I wandered away from the group... married a bear and I started up my family. [GRUMBLES] Oh, it's red wire to red wire. “This blows...”. Okay, the sun rises in the east... so the rooster would probably wanna lay it on the cool side... Roosters don't lay eggs. Bill Wattenburg describes problems he associates with the Bay Area Rapid Transit (BART) system and concludes that the blame should be placed entirely on the BART management team. Now your fannies match. [MONKEY GIBBERING] Okay, tribes, it's been a rough week. Bart why don’t you play outside...” said Marge. Then after a nap they ate his head. "No one is mad at Clare, at least on the show side, the producers. Saying your buddy's name out loud is a security risk. Quiet nerds burp only near school. I don't think I've done anything else. i can't stand up for my self. Get back, honky cat. Let's get one of those satellite dishes. If you’ve been best friends with someone for a decade or even five years, there’s a good chance that you’re both going to change. Meanwhile at Home Bart had got back from Capital City and was watching old videos of himself and Milhouse, one was about them as toddlers prancing Homer. B-C-B-C-A-A-B-B-C-C-D. False. Then he saw Homer filthy. Fourth grade are on the school bus on a school trip. How about The Clock Channel? “Hmmmmm! Oh? It used to make you feel sick when you fought because you just wanted to be happy with him again, but now, you don’t really feel anything at all. First you look both ways Then you walk not run. “Wow! Oh, Bart, I think we're lost. “That’s not funny! You can’t go! False. They could make a fort.” said Smithers. [CHUCKLES] Roar, roar, roar. They came to a small chamber full of remains of an ancient civilisation. “Let’s play monopoly.” said Bart to Lisa. I must be getting close. Yo, yo, yo, y'all feeling cautious? Whoa. [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] This lively debate has given me an idea. Lisa, because of your outstanding score on yesterday's big test... you're being immediately moved up to the third grade. Have you been clubbing? “It’s not Ralph...” said Bart. Oh. [CHILDREN GROANING]. “Hey I know you! Inside were diamond earrings. ... i been raised to be taking advantage of . Homework on a field trip? “You got her washing the car? Thankfully we don't work together anymore and I don't have to deal with her bullshit TD;LR Women like attention more than anything. Cowabunga. Rolling rolling rolling! Nelson may be poor but I’m sure he still has the seven dollars for the field trip.” said Mrs Krabappel. “Or you could play in the attic with Hugo.” said Marge. [TONY BENNETT'S "CAPITAL CITY" PLAYING] There's a swingin' town I know Called Capital City Punch buggy red, unh. And now we're back to Touch the Stove. “Everything can all be explained with these...” He had a small jewellery box. I mean, [/i]Robot Rumble. Marge: Would everyone please stop fighting and burning. “No one wants to die alone...” said the lady hobo. Huh! Bart and Milhouse were watching Isabel Sanford from the Jeffersons talking. Quiet nerds burp only near school. “Bart stop that...” said Lisa as they got on their bikes and rode off somewhere. “Is that where you got your fireworks from...” Lisa sighed. “Hi Bart’s mommy! “Honk! Hours later they were still playing and Bart accidentally soaked Ned Flanders. We're from the Learn to Fart state. To add insult to injury, Burns offers Homer a $100 check for Bart's medical bills in exchange for Homer signing a waiver. Ha that kid... afraid of the dark. Just walk, don't run Drink juice, yum-yum [LAUGHS] Watch out, Beatles. “I won’t lie to you Marge...” Homer replied. “Psyche!” Bart giggled and scratched his back with the arm. Bart: This test is boring. You get to see what they do during breaks. It's happened to all of us. Both: Oh. Otto: Pukers in back. “There’s a cardboard box in the cupboard somewhere. I used to be lost. Did your imaginary friend try to kill you again?, said Bart. “Okay but Maggie can’t play because she’ll try to eat the tiny green houses again.” said Lisa. Oh, you'd win that bet. “Ooooooh... some of that went in my lungs...” Homer groaned. Mm, minus? Man: No. Can you be home from 8 a.m. Monday morning... through June? “Kids go out and ride your bikes for a while.” said Marge in her night wear. Why are your clothes so dirty? [IN ROBOTIC VOICE] I agree. The answer key never changes. [GROANS] And we saw a dramatic collapse in the lion-gazelle alliance. “Why did you wear it once?” Milhouse asked. Maggie who was playing in the Rumpus room had a sixth sense that monopoly was being played and went off stumbling about to the lounge. Oh, that really hurt. You look like you wet yourself!”. “Bart you couldn’t even make it that time you took up ballet and we’re running from Jimbo.” said Lisa. And more monopoly related antics. [ALL LAUGHING] Huh? But frankly, the other kids are starting to wake up and smell the cooties. And Ralph’s the goose!” Oscar laughed evilly because Ralph never got the game and would just say duck repeatedly until Bart yelled at him. [MONKEY GIBBERING] Okay, tribes, it's been a rough week. Biked. Let’s switch the heads on the Cosby kids...” said Milhouse. The one you dream about, the one you fantasize about when you are thinking about which revenge you are going to use, and you are picturing the reaction, the stun on their smug face. Eventually Homer was so drunk he thought the love machine was possessed by his dad, Grampa Simpson, again. “And now back to Paul Lynde and Willie Tyler.” said the TV. You're okay. Treehouse of Horror XIV Grampa ignited by a flaming log: I'm still cold. I'll just put you two together. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. And now we're back to Touch the Stove. Those systems are too expensive. Slut. Put pie here. My Dad, irritated at the waste of food, asked Bart why he did that. “Bart you do realise I was just playing along being your servant...” said Milhouse. Copacetic. The car flew into Homer’s mouth and he swallowed it. They're gonna be in the same class as each other? [CHATTERING] I was going to tell you this privately... but because of your incredibly low test score... we're sending you back to third grade. Lisa shivered. Hugo was in the attic laughing maniacally. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Oh, and I'm sorry I sawed the heads off your Malibu Stacy dolls. He clinked glasses with Lenny and Carl but all their beer sloshed out like in Disney’s Beauty and the Beast’s Be our guest. This is where the kids were last seen. Who has a little bunny foo foo lunchbox?” Mrs Krabappel asked. “Now children I know you’re all excited to see the Museum of television.” said Mrs Krabappel. “It’s too late! Mrs. McConnell: Sobbing only pushes Bart's grade higher. 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